You’ve entered the squat dungeon. There’s no pause menu. Strap in and drop low in SQUAT OR DIE, the underground strength RPG where every rep is life or death. No tutorials. No spotting. Just you, a barbell, and your will to survive.
Crush depth checks, dodge form breakdowns, and face off against gym-floor bosses like ROM Stealer, Knee Valgus, and the dreaded Mirror Self-Doubt.
Unlock legendary gear like:
🩹 Belt of False Confidence
🧪 Pre-Workout of the Ancients
🥩 Chicken & Rice of Eternal Recovery
Only one stat matters: GUTS. So chalk up, grip tight, and press start…
> SQUAT OR DIE.
Our shirts are printed on Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001 shirts. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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