Ready to build a monster body without the endless grunt work? Welcome to Dr. Frankenstein's Body Sculpting™, the only 12‑week “Body Assembly” program that fuses cutting‑edge science with old‑world ingenuity:
Phase 1 – Dissect & Design: Select your ideal muscle “modules” and map out your custom blueprint.
Phase 2 – Graft & Grow: Follow our patented bio‑fusion rep schemes to integrate fresh donor fibers into your frame. No endless cardio required.
Phase 3 – Prime & Flex: Fine‑tune your harvested gains with high‑intensity “Stitch & Switch” circuits for show‑stopping definition.
Forget “sweat it out”. Dr. Frankenstein’s protocols deliver freakish strength and ripped aesthetics straight from the lab. Assemble your dream physique in just 90 days, then flex like the legend you were born to be. Warning: Actual onlookers may mistake you for an unholy masterpiece.
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